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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

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A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.